I LOVE BEING A MOM!

Yes that was sarcasm!
We put Flower down to bed at her usual time and she just chatted away for the next hour and a half. At 11 KG left for work. Apparently that was her queue to get up and play. She hadn't come out of her room so I thought I'd give her a minute to see if she'd lay back down. After about ten minutes she came running out saying she had to poop. So, I told her to go back in and sit on the potty since it was in her room and I'd be right in. Stupid move as a mother, I'm now fully aware of this. A few minutes later she comes running out, carrying her cloth diaper and flings it at me. Yes, you read that right. Shit comes flying out of the diaper and lands on my pants. Now if this wasn't squishy diarrhea poop it wouldn't have been so bad but it was. It goes on the sofa and on the floor as well. I am just delighted! It was smeared between her legs and up her back. I was scared to go into the bedroom. Thankfully, there was no sign of it anywhere but on her potty and on her jammies. I put her in the tub and sprayed her off and got her back to bed. Now I'm sure the reason she wasn't falling asleep was because she had a stomach ache. I then went back to the living room to clean my pants, the floor and the sofa. That's when I discovered that with each step the little cutie took, it had dripped off her hiney leaving a nice little trail for me to step in. Yes, I stepped in every bit of it and smeared it as I went. This is so much fun! I have no interest in tackling the diaper or pajamas just yet. Instead, I think I'll go do something I shouldn't do but know it will help for the moment. Peace out!